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This comes to us from Oregon. 46 year old female states she needs to go to the hospital, she was sitting at slot machine in a casino for about 3 hours, when she got up her leg was numb, she stated that if felt like it was asleep and something must be wrong!

Some crews in Tennessee sent this one in. Seems this fellow needed an abscessed tooth removed, so his buddies filled him full of vodka and attempted the removal with a Swiss Army knife and a pair of pliers. They were not successful, and were not only unable to remove the tooth, but could not stop the bleeding.

Ran a call recently in which the dispatch information read fall. We arrived and found a female c/o knee pain. Sure enough, she had a dislocated knee. During the assessment process we asked how she fell. This is the conversation.

"How did you fall?"

"I was running from my husband."

"Why were you running from your husband?"

"He was trying to fart on me."

But wait, there's more. After loading the patient into the ambulance, we commented that she could probably get anything she wanted from her husband, due to the fact this injury was a result of his antics. You know, flowers, candy, etc. After hearing this, she replied,

"I know. When I get home I am going to fart on him."